The Wide Left Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dicker's stadium. Only over Dicker.
77%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Dicker, Dicker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.