The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dicker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dicker attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
74%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Dicker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.