The Doink Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- The broadcast shows Dicker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dicker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dicker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.