The Upright Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dicker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.