The Shank Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Dicker. Dicker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Dicker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Dicker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.