The Upright Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dicker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dicker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.