The Hamstring Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Dicker trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Dicker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dicker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.