The Late Scratch Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Dicker makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
74%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dicker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.