The Phantom Flag Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dicker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
92%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dicker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.