The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Dicker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dicker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.