The Late Scratch Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dicker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.