The Late Scratch Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dicker's stadium. Only over Dicker.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- The broadcast shows Dicker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dicker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dicker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.