The Upright Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Dicker. Dicker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dicker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dicker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.