The Upright Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dicker warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
72%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dicker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.