The Garbage-Time Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Panthers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
81%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Panthers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Tetairoa McMillan
- Chuba Hubbard
- Bryce Young
- Jalen Coker
- Alex Kessman
- Ryan Fitzgerald
- Darren Waller
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.