The Mystery Tweak Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Panthers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
91%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Panthers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.