The Late Scratch Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Panthers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
85%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Panthers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.