The Mystery Tweak Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Panthers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
82%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Panthers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Chuba Hubbard
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- Alex Kessman
- Ryan Fitzgerald
- Darren Waller
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.