The Snap Count Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Panthers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
72%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Panthers, Panthers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Tetairoa McMillan
- Chuba Hubbard
- Bryce Young
- Jalen Coker
- Alex Kessman
- Ryan Fitzgerald
- Darren Waller
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.