The Prevent Defense Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Panthers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
76%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Panthers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.