The Late Scratch Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Panthers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
92%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Panthers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.