The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Panthers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
73%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Panthers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.