The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Panthers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
91%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Panthers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.