The Hamstring Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Panthers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
84%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Panthers, Panthers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Tetairoa McMillan
- Chuba Hubbard
- Bryce Young
- Jalen Coker
- Alex Kessman
- Ryan Fitzgerald
- Darren Waller
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.