The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Beck takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Beck's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.