The Sideline-Scold Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Beck gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Beck, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.