The Checkdown Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Beck is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Beck scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.