The Intentional Grounding Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Every deep ball Beck throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Beck slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
75%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Beck, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.