The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Runyon has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
77%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Runyon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.