The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.
- Runyon sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Runyon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.