The Phantom Flag Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Runyon runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
81%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Runyon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.