The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Runyon is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Runyon scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.