The Invisible Route Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Runyon's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.