The Late Scratch Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Runyon catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
83%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Runyon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.