The Chip-and-Release Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Runyon's stadium. Only over Runyon.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Runyon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Runyon's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.