The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Runyon runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
79%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Runyon's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.