The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Runyon's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.