The Late Scratch Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Runyon's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Runyon's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.