The Chip-and-Release Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Runyon has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
92%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Runyon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.