The Hamstring Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Runyon's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Runyon's stadium. Only over Runyon.
- Runyon catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
87%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Runyon's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.