The Blocking Assignment Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A mysterious flag erases Runyon's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Runyon scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.