The Late Scratch Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Ref: "Number Runyon, that's a flag." Runyon: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Runyon's stadium. Only over Runyon.
- Runyon gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Runyon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.