The Late Scratch Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Runyon's stadium. Only over Runyon.
89%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Runyon scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.