The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Runyon has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
88%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Runyon's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.