The Chip-and-Release Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.
- Runyon gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
82%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Runyon, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.