The Invisible Route Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Ref: "Number Runyon, that's a flag." Runyon: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Runyon is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
85%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Runyon, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.