The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Runyon's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Runyon spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
74%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Runyon's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.