The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Runyon, that's a flag." Runyon: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Runyon drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.