The Chip-and-Release Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Runyon is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Runyon's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.