The Late Scratch Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Runyon will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Runyon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.